Personalized Wedding Lip Balm Favors

Tragically, chapped lips preventing you from laying a smooch on that swaggering rock star, even though you'd managed to trade a backstage pass for five years of your life. Not one to make the same mistake twice, you've since vowed never to tread behind the boards without a moisturized, baby-smooth kisser on call.

Ever generous, you've opted to share the fruits of your hard-won life lesson with your own guest list, showering them with gently vanilla-scented soothers perfectly primed to drive kitchen-loving men wild beyond endurance, while coordinating impeccably with your "One Fuzzy Evening in Monaco" theme.

Invite your guests to test out the observation that two-thirds of kissers tilt their heads to the right when puckering up, perhaps with a nostalgic revival of "Spin the Bottle." Then, after the grand event's wrapped, send them out confidently into the bitter blizzards of Antarctica or the salty gales of Nantucket, knowing their sultry speechmakers will stay soft and tender, buffered by the balm of your loving hospitality.

One mere click of the beckoning "Buy Now" button, and our team of Lithuanian Elfen-kund will immediately set to crafting these darling custom cylinders into visions of daisies, sailboats or cherry blossoms, which upon completion will waft their way to your doorstep, waxing fragrantly of your design savvy and sealing your Mostest-Hostest status with a kiss.